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Jack being Jack
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Red-Jirachi-2 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
Quagmire: Jack Harkness, you seem to lay everyone that moves yet you're never considered a sex offender. Tell me how I can be me and still get fangirls
Jack Harkness: Well that's easy my horny friend! Behold, the step by step plan to go from Karvoka Man to Sex Bomb!
Number 1-You gotta be smexy! You're twice as old as you look(I beat you because I'm over 50 times older than I look), but you got a butt-ugly chin and you're as thin as bean pole.
Quagmire: Remove the chin? But its been passed through the Quagmire Family for generations!
Jack Harkness: And you wonder why you're so messed up
Number 2-You gotta be merged with your lover! Chicks, guys and poodles don't like it when you don't treat them as equals. Act as if you're united in one pleasurable orgy.
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Unleashed111 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha lol
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AmbaGurl Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
XD
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Zasaki Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Oh Jack<3 Jack is one of the best fricking characters in tv series of all time!
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TelepathGirl Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
So true.
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IchigoNoYousei Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
This is kind of the best thing ever.
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J0j2 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
AAAAAAAH. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. *dies*
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sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011
*poke* Wake up XD
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BrokenAlitaT Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
I just watched that epidoe, and I finallyy know what you're talking about.
Good lord, I think I'm in love!
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sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
XD With Jack?
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