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Captain Omnisexual by sparklingblue Captain Omnisexual by sparklingblue
Jack being Jack
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Red-Jirachi-2 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
Quagmire: Jack Harkness, you seem to lay everyone that moves yet you're never considered a sex offender. Tell me how I can be me and still get fangirls
Jack Harkness: Well that's easy my horny friend! Behold, the step by step plan to go from Karvoka Man to Sex Bomb!
Number 1-You gotta be smexy! You're twice as old as you look(I beat you because I'm over 50 times older than I look), but you got a butt-ugly chin and you're as thin as bean pole.
Quagmire: Remove the chin? But its been passed through the Quagmire Family for generations!
Jack Harkness: And you wonder why you're so messed up
Number 2-You gotta be merged with your lover! Chicks, guys and poodles don't like it when you don't treat them as equals. Act as if you're united in one pleasurable orgy.
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Unleashed111 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha lol
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AmbaGurl Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
XD
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Zasaki Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Oh Jack<3 Jack is one of the best fricking characters in tv series of all time!
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TelepathGirl Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
So true.
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IchigoNoYousei Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011
This is kind of the best thing ever.
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:iconj0j2:
J0j2 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
AAAAAAAH. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS. *dies*
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011
*poke* Wake up XD
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BrokenAlitaT Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
I just watched that epidoe, and I finallyy know what you're talking about.
Good lord, I think I'm in love!
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sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
XD With Jack?
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BrokenAlitaT Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
YEAH!:iconyeahplz:
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Eeyn Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011
I laughed so hard I cried!!!!!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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pollyestar Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
And frankly, I approve XD
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gudruna Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011
I love Jack <3
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Mad-Hattie Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011
And all in one episode! :XD: This is awesome.
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011
:3 Thanks!
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caycowa Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2011
LOL He shouldn't be jealous, it is his own hand after all. A little creeped out and a bit violated but not jealous.
Not with the phantom limb sensations and all. :D
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blackniya Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
:rofl: that is soo true... but the best part is the doctor's indignition :D
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
XD Thanks.
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camocami Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolzles awesome! hilarious xD
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Puppy-eater Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student General Artist
Ah, hilarious comic. I love the doctor's expressions.
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
^^ Thank you!
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false-prophetess Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011  Student General Artist
Oh yes :iconhurrplz:
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2011
XD
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Greendayrox489 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And this is why Jack is the best :D
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kermetgirl Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Student General Artist
lol
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:iconthisisallicouldthink:
CAPTAIN JACK ATTACK!!!!! <3 jack......he is so adorable!
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J0j2 Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
UTOPIA!
:iconwootplz:
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VeryLikeAWhale Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
He's certainly efficient...
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Doctor-who-luver Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
SOOOOOOO true!
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DrNazus Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
I f**king love this. :+fav:
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
Thank you ^^
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Lady-Ignis-Chan Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Yet after all that, he wouldn't hug Donna. >.>
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SpaceAmber Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
well that puts a whole new twist on ...hand job ...dosnt it
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
:D It does
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truemouse Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
Anything with a pulse . . . and the Doctor's right hand . . . erm . . . Is that rape? Or necrophillia?
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sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
This is a difficult question but no matter what the answer is, Jack won't care ^^
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doggoneloverr Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
:lmao: omg...so funny...
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sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 23, 2011
:D
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Allons-yEveryone Featured By Owner May 23, 2011  Student Writer
Lol...yes. Just yes...
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birbilulu Featured By Owner May 20, 2011
ur SO AWESOME XDD
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Nemesis12 Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
Don't change Jack, you're awesome the way you are.
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leafthemongoosedog Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
OMIGAWD! I love the Doctor's expression in the last panel!
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
XD Thanks
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cat-tom-boy Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Oh jack.
How I love your flirting.
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
We all do ^^ :heart:
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CheshirelCatt Featured By Owner May 11, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL Awesome! :)
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:iconsparklingblue:
sparklingblue Featured By Owner May 11, 2011
^^Thanks
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